The second Men's Derby Conference -- a combination scrimmage day and networking opportunity for the increasing number of men's derby teams popping up around the nation -- will be hosted by your humble journalist's team, the Harm City Homicide, in Baltimore on Sunday, December 7th.
Skaters from the founding members of the Men's Derby Coalition -- Harm City, the New York Shock Exchange and Pioneer Valley Roller Derby -- will be joined by over 60 skaters from Dallas Deception, Puget Sound Derby Outcasts, Twin City Terrors (Minneapolis, Minnesota), Midwest Men's Roller Derby, Dry Heat Militia (Tucson, Arizona), Harrisburg Area Men's Roller Derby, Connecticut Death Quads, and unaffiliated boy-derby hopefuls.
All scrimmaging and challenge bouts will be played under WFTDA 3.1, and the conference is fortunate to have officiating from some of the most experienced East Coast WFTDA refs, including Johnny Zebra (Gotham), Zombielicious and Miss Trial (Philly), and Ref Neck (DC).
All male skaters are invited to participate; skaters pay a $10 registration fee. The event is not open to the general public, but non-skating spectators may RSVP ahead of time to watch a whole bunch of boys get it on all day. Email mensderbyconference@gmail.com to register.
Primary conference organizer (and Harm City captain) Virginia Slim passes along the agenda:
9:30 to 10:15 - Arrive, check in, volunteer set-up
10:15 to 10:30 - Opening Words
10:30 to 11 - Warm-ups, etc.
11:00 - CHALLENGE BOUT - Under 30 (captain: Virginia Slim) v. Over 30 (captain: Justice Feelgood Marshall)
11:40 - Pick-up Scrimmaging
12:15 to 1 - DERBY 101 (hosted by The Rev, PVRD, and Mibbs Breakin' Ribs, CCRG) / Captain and League Founder Roundtable / Volunteer and Ref Lunch
1 to 1:30 - Light pick-up scrimmaging (targeted more towards beginners, however, everyone is welcome!)
1:30 - CHALLENGE BOUT - Light Side (captain: Jonathan R.) v. Dark Side (captain: Darth Invader)
2:10 to 3 - Pick-up Scrimmaging
3:15 - CHALLENGE BOUT - Grab Bag (captains TBA)
4 to 5:30 - TEAM MEET AND GREET (taking place in the Billie Holiday room just next door to the rink)
**4:30 - Recruitment Roundtable
**5 - Coaching Roundtable
CHALLENGE BOUTS
Please register for challenge bouts in advance! All challenge bouts will be played by the latest WFTDA rules and clarifications. See your captains for more details.
Tots of Terror vs. Antiques Roadshow: 11:00 AM. Captained by Virginia Slim (under 30) and Justice Feelgood Marshall (30 and over). Will their years of experience help Justice Feelgood Marshall lead his team of grizzled veterans to victory over Virginia Slim's band of teetering tots?
Tots of Terror: Virginia Slim (Harm City) // Magnificent Bastard (Harm City) // Carnage Asada (Harm City) // Hung Solo (Harm City) // Dr. Spankenstein (Pioneer Valley) // Abe Drinkin' (New York) // Jonathan R (New York) // Jurasskick Park (Pioneer Valley) // Reffington Steele (Providence) // Shortbus (Dallas)
Antiques Roadshow: Justice Feelgood Marshall (Harm City) // Sex Ed (Harm City) // Sin Diesel (Harm City) // Wrench (Pioneer Valley) // The Rev (Pioneer Valley) // Quad Almighty (Midwest) // Pitchit (Tucson) // Johnny Smokescreen (Tucson) // Skatebreed (Connecticut) // MotorPsycho (New York) // Darth Invader (New York) // Angelo Death (New York)
Light Side v. Dark Side: 1:30 PM. Captained by Jonathan R. (Light Side) and Darth Invader (Dark Side). Watch as the awe-inspiring Darth Invader marshals his storm troopers to crush the upstart rebellion, led by Jonathan R.! Who is the Force truly strongest with?
Grab Bag: 3:15 PM (captains TBA). People interested in participating will drop their name in a helmet when checking in. Teams will be drawn at 12:15. Up to three trades will be allowed. Captains then have just three hours to turn their team from a random conglomeration into a true fighting force!
PICK-UP SCRIMMAGING
Grab a white or black shirt, pick a side, and line up! The first five people in line decide who plays what position and head on to the track. The ruleset will be WFTDA 3.1 following all of the latest clarifications. However, rule zero during pick-up scrimmaging is D.B.D.B. (Don't Be a Douche Bag). Just have fun!
From 1 PM to 1:30 PM, the pick-up scrimmaging will be LIGHT BLOCKING ONLY, and targeted toward newer skaters.
ROUND TABLES & MORE
DERBY 101: 12:15 PM to 1 PM. Hosted by The Rev (coach and skater for Pioneer Valley Roller Derby) and Mibbs Breakin' Ribs (coach and former captain of the Charm City Roller Girl All-Stars). Beginners and veterans all welcome! Join the Rev and Mibbs, two of the most powerful skaters in roller derby, as they teach the foundations of derby, from the basics of blocking to how to work together and think as a pack. Whether you are just starting or have been playing derby for years, there will be something for you to learn here!
CAPTAIN / LEAGUE FOUNDER ROUNDTABLE: 12:15 PM to 1 PM. Moderated by Dr. Spankenstein. Join up with representatives from other leagues all across the country to discuss the future of men's derby over the years to come!
RECRUITMENT ROUNDTABLE: 4:30 PM to 5 PM. Moderated by Virginia Slim. Various leagues discuss recruitment, what did or did not work for them, and general advice on getting newer leagues off the ground.
COACHING ROUNDTABLE: 5 PM to 5:30 PM. Moderator TBA. Get together with your fellow coaches to discuss rules, coaching techniques, resources, and more.















Antiques Roadshow?
That is The. Best. Team. Name. EVAR!
go team clubs
hey ref pals, see you sunday.
Woot! Reffing. I likes
Woot! Reffing. I likes it.
~j.z.
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Johnny Zebra
WFTDA Ref (Level 2)
Gotham Girls Roller Derby
Can't Hardly Wait
At last, we will restore order and antiques to the galaxy, and rid ourselves of this rebel whipper-snapper scum!
(I'm so excited I could pee...)
me either!
Quad - I love that us terrible tots get to whip you oldies.. and then play alongside you in the next bout!
so much fun. so much love. derby makes me so happy :)
PS.. the new MDC site is up!
Dr. Spankenstein
Captain: Dirty Dozen
Pioneer Valley Roller Derby - http://www.pioneervalleyrollerderby.com
Organizer: Men's Derby Coalition - http://www.mensderbycoalition.com
I have to pull for the over
I have to pull for the over 30 crowd. Wish i could join ye on this, though I fear I would rack up more penalties than us old-timers need. Regardless, I am sure it will be a great conference for all.
MDCII
This will be tons of fun! Can't wait! MT xo
Miss Trial
WFTDA Certified Ref (Level 2)
Philly Roller Girls
yay!
yay for the boy derby in baltimore!!!
see y'all soon.
-pixie rocket
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MEN CAN'T WEAR ROLLER SKATES STOP INSULTING EVERYTHING DERBY STANDS FOR
...
JFM
ah yes.........
clearly SOMEONE has issues with men being in derby, a time-honored tradition going back to the very beginning.
The Original GGRDonald
Your Honor, will you tell that clueless yahoo who INVENTED derby back in 1935?
OH NOES!
Clearly SOMEONE doesn't know sarcasm when he sees it. :P
-- The Original CCRGlo!
CCRGlo?
You leave John Fogerty out of this.
I see a bad moon rising...
That's a tall order, my friend.
a text on irony
Clearly SOMEONE doesn't know sarcasm when he sees it. :P
-- The Original CCRGlo!
and clearly frenzy forgot to hit the caps button off
theoriginalggrddcummings
dont try to enjoy it let it try to enjoy you
All hail and a toast to Leo Seltzer
clearly SOMEONE has issues with men being in derby, a time-honored tradition going back to the very beginning.
The Original GGRDonald
Your Honor, will you tell that clueless yahoo who INVENTED derby back in 1935?
All hail and a toast to Leo Seltzer, Damon Runyon, Jerry Seltzer and Walt Harris. The originators and developers of everything all Derby is based upon. Especially Leo who had the vision to include women and Jerry who had the good sense to not remove them even when pressured to.
Now if only we could get more of those teams w/ men and women back.....
Clueless yahoo... heh
Frenzy's been a tireless supporter of WFTDA-rules boy derby for years now, and we've been close since before either one of us could stand up on skates. Boy derby owes her a considerable debt: she's a huge part of the reason Harm City Homicide has been able to play public bouts, made possible what I believe was the first male expo scrimmage before a WFTDA bout (Charm City v Ohio in February), and constantly booty-blocks us into oblivion at our Homicide practices.
She also really hates using sarcasm emoticons.
JFM
That's the problem with the
That's the problem with the interwebs, the fact that she's being ironic is only obvious when you see her name on the byline.
My only onoz are
about the fact that the Justice can't PLAY and LIVEBLOG at the same time, why, oh, why!??!?!! Can't wait to hear the outcome of the scrimmages - please keep us updated! YAY DANGLER DERBY! GO ANTIQUES ROADSHOW! -xxxoooMercy Less, Merby Lover
justice is the only one who
justice is the only one who can play boy derby.
everyone else- barf!
But who will you play with? I guess, yourself. :)
agree
mens derby= barf!
Boys are awesome.
The only barfy thing about men's derby is the smell of everyone's gear after practice. Someone needs to buy those poor dears some Febreze.
Sigh...
mens derby= barf!
Female chauvinist.
-Barely even speaking for myself...
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Correction, dear Poobah...
mens derby= barf!
Female chauvinist.
-Barely even speaking for myself...
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there ARE no female chauvinists.
The Original TXRDonald
didn't you get Rosie O'Donnell's memo? ;-)
You're kidding, right?
Chauvinists are partisans or patriots, and by patriots I'm talking the "last refuge of a scoundrel" kind.
At some point during the feminist movement, the "male" in "male chauvinist" got dropped and people assume that a chauvinist is a male sexist. While that might be a common belief, the classic definition of the word suggests that yes, Virginia, you can have female chauvinists.
- bjmacke (a.k.a. Apron)
Quite correct.
Chauvinists are partisans or patriots, and by patriots I'm talking the "last refuge of a scoundrel" kind.
As in Nicolas Chauvin, the mythical French patriot the term sprouted from.
-Barely even speaking for myself...
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Sin City Stat Pack
Fabulous Sin City Rollergirls
Why bother
Mens Derby is not so much barf to me but rather unnecessary and redundant when guys have the NHL, the NFL, the NBA, mens indoor and outdoor lacrosse, and baseball to participate in and give expression to raw athletic talent--mens derby does so, but on a lesser level than the other sports which for me, doesn't give it that heft.
Women's Derby is different to me in that most women in the culture don't engage in aggressive team sports (at the risk of overgeneralizing and being un-pc)--The women who participate in roller derby are a very special and cool breed of gonzo bad asses to take on a sport that is physically aggressive and at times dangerous. They add a combination of sexuality, athleticism and aggression to Derby that makes it irresistable to not enjoy.
My heavens its segregation!
Mens Derby is not so much barf to me but rather unnecessary and redundant when guys have the NHL, the NFL, the NBA, mens indoor and outdoor lacrosse, and baseball to participate in and give expression to raw athletic talent--mens derby does so, but on a lesser level than the other sports which for me, doesn't give it that heft.
Women's Derby is different to me in that most women in the culture don't engage in aggressive team sports (at the risk of overgeneralizing and being un-pc)--The women who participate in roller derby are a very special and cool breed of gonzo bad asses to take on a sport that is physically aggressive and at times dangerous. They add a combination of sexuality, athleticism and aggression to Derby that makes it irresistable to not enjoy.
Ok, now in all seriousness I want to make sure I am not reading this wrong. But first of all, you can not compare the Flat track roller girl (henceforth FTRG) thing to the NHL, NFL, NBA, MILB, MLS or the Lacrosse leagues. Those are PROFESSIONAL sports. Using that line of thinking women have a professional womens baseball league, the WNBA, LPGA, Pro Tennis, and formerly had whatever that Pro women's soccer league was. Under that analysis only professional sports are worthy of an expression and participation and since women have had one or more there is no reason to complain now. I doubt that was really the analysis you were trying to make though. Another difference in that of course is that all of those leagues and most sports were created by men with the intention of men playing them and women came along (though not equally) later. ROller Derby on the the other hand was created by men with the intention that men and women would be on the same stage as teammates. ironically the truly first flat track leagues were in Japan about 30 years ago and were solely men at first. But I digress.
As for most women in the culture not engaging in 'aggressive sports' that is true but most men do not either. I can often sit with a group of ten guys and few of us will be former football players, wrestlers, derby vets or the like.
For many women in Roller Derby this is the first sport they have tried (not saying most, but many). There are plenty who had no idea they were athletes until this. Now in 1952 that was a big deal, but most of these ladies now grew up in a title IX world so for those who did not do a sport before it was from lack of interest. Many other ladies in Derby have played a variety of sports before derby from soccer to rugby to football to hockey to softball to lord knows what else. For many this is another competitive challenge that feeds that spirit they have had for years.
I think you are risking some overgneralization there as clearly many are also drawn to the , (dare I say it?) theatre of it and the chance to perform in front of a crowd. Now I dont knock that because most athletes like to perform in front of a crowd.
As for the combination of sexuality, aggression and athleticism, I agree that can be compelling. But folks were not watching Joe Namath just because he could throw the rock 70 yards back then either. The selling of sexuality involving male athletes always involves emphasizing their masculinity, the selling of sexuality in female athletics often involves what the old movie moguls call a high FF(F***ability Factor). I really can not say if that is good or bad. I know I never found Billie Jean King or Martina Navritolova with high FFs (and considering their orientations they would say the same about me I am sure) but I sure know that either one in their primes would demolish Anna Kournikova so the beauty does not do much for me. Conversely, The Williams sisters turn me on and I love their style of play. Go figure.
Bottom line, there is no reason to see any gains in Men's Derby as a loss for women's, especially now. I have been aproached by guys in our area about starting a men's team, but I have stated that I would only do that once the women have their league strong enough to have a stable schedule of teams and games. I also made clear that if I did that the men would have to be willing to assist the ladies for their games and practices if need be. I think that is only fair to the ladies who started it (no Redding girls=me not seeing them= me not giving pointers=me not coaching=me not being seen coaching=me not getting asked. A whole circle of life thing I guess. Whatever, my girls come first).
Should I do that I certainly will not be doing it under WFTDA rules until necessary(i know most men do because they are WFTDA refs and coaches etc. but I really hate the lead jammer rule and a couple others. I am a relic) but will make sure the guys do all they can to help the ladies reach the WFTDA status they desire. There is more than enough pie for everyone.
Lord that was long. Sorry folks, its the lawyer in me.
Re: My heavens its segregation!
Mens Derby is not so much barf to me but rather unnecessary and redundant when guys have the NHL, the NFL, the NBA, mens indoor and outdoor lacrosse, and baseball to participate in and give expression to raw athletic talent--mens derby does so, but on a lesser level than the other sports which for me, doesn't give it that heft.
Women's Derby is different to me in that most women in the culture don't engage in aggressive team sports (at the risk of overgeneralizing and being un-pc)--The women who participate in roller derby are a very special and cool breed of gonzo bad asses to take on a sport that is physically aggressive and at times dangerous. They add a combination of sexuality, athleticism and aggression to Derby that makes it irresistable to not enjoy.
Ok, now in all seriousness I want to make sure I am not reading this wrong. But first of all, you can not compare the Flat track roller girl (henceforth FTRG) thing to the NHL, NFL, NBA, MILB, MLS or the Lacrosse leagues. Those are PROFESSIONAL sports. Using that line of thinking women have a professional womens baseball league, the WNBA, LPGA, Pro Tennis, and formerly had whatever that Pro women's soccer league was. Under that analysis only professional sports are worthy of an expression and participation and since women have had one or more there is no reason to complain now. I doubt that was really the analysis you were trying to make though. Another difference in that of course is that all of those leagues and most sports were created by men with the intention of men playing them and women came along (though not equally) later. ROller Derby on the the other hand was created by men with the intention that men and women would be on the same stage as teammates. ironically the truly first flat track leagues were in Japan about 30 years ago and were solely men at first. But I digress.
As for most women in the culture not engaging in 'aggressive sports' that is true but most men do not either. I can often sit with a group of ten guys and few of us will be former football players, wrestlers, derby vets or the like.
For many women in Roller Derby this is the first sport they have tried (not saying most, but many). There are plenty who had no idea they were athletes until this. Now in 1952 that was a big deal, but most of these ladies now grew up in a title IX world so for those who did not do a sport before it was from lack of interest. Many other ladies in Derby have played a variety of sports before derby from soccer to rugby to football to hockey to softball to lord knows what else. For many this is another competitive challenge that feeds that spirit they have had for years.
I think you are risking some overgneralization there as clearly many are also drawn to the , (dare I say it?) theatre of it and the chance to perform in front of a crowd. Now I dont knock that because most athletes like to perform in front of a crowd.
As for the combination of sexuality, aggression and athleticism, I agree that can be compelling. But folks were not watching Joe Namath just because he could throw the rock 70 yards back then either. The selling of sexuality involving male athletes always involves emphasizing their masculinity, the selling of sexuality in female athletics often involves what the old movie moguls call a high FF(F***ability Factor). I really can not say if that is good or bad. I know I never found Billie Jean King or Martina Navritolova with high FFs (and considering their orientations they would say the same about me I am sure) but I sure know that either one in their primes would demolish Anna Kournikova so the beauty does not do much for me. Conversely, The Williams sisters turn me on and I love their style of play. Go figure.
Bottom line, there is no reason to see any gains in Men's Derby as a loss for women's, especially now. I have been aproached by guys in our area about starting a men's team, but I have stated that I would only do that once the women have their league strong enough to have a stable schedule of teams and games. I also made clear that if I did that the men would have to be willing to assist the ladies for their games and practices if need be. I think that is only fair to the ladies who started it (no Redding girls=me not seeing them= me not giving pointers=me not coaching=me not being seen coaching=me not getting asked. A whole circle of life thing I guess. Whatever, my girls come first).
Should I do that I certainly will not be doing it under WFTDA rules until necessary(i know most men do because they are WFTDA refs and coaches etc. but I really hate the lead jammer rule and a couple others. I am a relic) but will make sure the guys do all they can to help the ladies reach the WFTDA status they desire. There is more than enough pie for everyone.
Lord that was long. Sorry folks, its the lawyer in me.
The Original Brother GGRDon
OH MY BROTHER! TESTIFY!
Anna Kournikova/Men's Derby
...is evidence that even "real sports" are works. Good Gawd Almighty, she was a dreadful, dreadful, dreadful tennis player.
She's like the Cincinnati Bengals of the tennis court.
I don't know that I agree with the female sport hypothesis (driven primarily by sexuality), but seeing the coverage women's volleyball gets on the telly, I'm afraid I'm unarmed to offer a refutation.
As for men's and women's derby, I offered up an analogy elsewhere that even JFM agreed with. Some folks adore NCAA basketball and despise NBA basketball. Some are the opposite. Some love both, others neither. All have rationales for thinking so.
I'm not a huge fan of men's derby. I have my reasons, whether or not anyone else agrees with them. That said, I respect the hell out of everyone who does derby irrespective of gender; I was impressed by what I saw at Nationals (likewise with the, err..."tykes" matches); I think the world of those who do it. But having respect for those who work hard at building men's derby is something separate for enjoying it as a sport.
It's also a somewhat different game to officiate. But that's an observation separate from my taste on the sport.
Enjoy the weekend, gents.
That makes good sense, Prof
...is evidence that even "real sports" are works. Good Gawd Almighty, she was a dreadful, dreadful, dreadful tennis player.
She's like the Cincinnati Bengals of the tennis court.
oh come on. She won a doubles title with Martina Hingis! She was not that ba..that ba..ok I guess I cant write that with a straight face.
I don't know that I agree with the female sport hypothesis (driven primarily by sexuality), but seeing the coverage women's volleyball gets on the telly, I'm afraid I'm unarmed to offer a refutation.
I thought it was just me. when i was a school teacher and saw students coming out in shorts that barely cover their ass I was thinking "is this legal?" and the Olympics had so many close-ups of the volleyball players asses I was not surprised there were no viagra or cialis commercials.
As for men's and women's derby, I offered up an analogy elsewhere that even JFM agreed with. Some folks adore NCAA basketball and despise NBA basketball. Some are the opposite. Some love both, others neither. All have rationales for thinking so.
And that is about as perfect an analogy as can be used. I know I loved the Women's ABL and the womens NCAA, hate the WNBA. Hate MSL, Love EPL. Prefernces based on that (style) as opposed to gender are certainly fair. Same reason I ,for example, prefer Old School/classic rules to WFTDA or National league ball to American League. Great to have choices though, eh?
I Try To Make Sense
And much respect to any Premier League fan. Though if that means you support Man U, we can't be friends. They're the villains! They even have AIG emblems on their jerseys, so you know you're *supposed* to hate them!
Murder: ♫I'm forever blowing bubbles...♫
Dont blame me
And much respect to any Premier League fan. Though if that means you support Man U, we can't be friends. They're the villains! They even have AIG emblems on their jerseys, so you know you're *supposed* to hate them!
Murder: ♫I'm forever blowing bubbles...♫
I was born not far from Old TRafford. Part of my eclectic history to love the Reds.
The problem with men's derby as a spectator sport...
The only real problem with the two exhibition matches that I've seen is that they were both soooo one sided. The NY shock exhange destroying Harm City Homicde, and HCH plastering Death Quads. I'm not even sure that anyone other than Justice scored in HCHs game against NYSE. ISTR that when the death quads came down they had a 7 player roster, and that HAS to be exhausting.
That's not a problem with men's derby per se...
... it's a side effect of there being so few teams, relatively few chances for them to get bout experience, and hence such a wide difference in skill level -- it's the exact same phenomenon we saw in the first couple of years of ULC/WFTDA derby, where Texas and Tucson pretty much pulverized all comers, and where everybody expected East region teams to get crushed by the West as a matter of course (which, frankly, was still ingrained with some fans until last month.)
That being said, the skill-level disparity, at least from what I've seen in Northeast men's derby, appears to already be tightening up. New York Shock Exchange beat Pioneer Valley 125-44 in May, but in their most recent meeting in August NYSE won by a considerably narrower 69-46 margin.
Similarly, when Harm City Homicide debuted against Pioneer Valley in September 2007 it went 100-67 for Pioneer Valley, but in the rematch a year later, it went down to the last jam before Pioneer Valley won 80-73.
Right now, NYSE stands about where Texas did in 2006 -- which is to say they are greatly responsible for raising the level of play amongst the opponents whose asses they handed to them, because each of those opponents is DYING to be the first to beat them :)
JFM
Absotively, JFM
... it's a side effect of there being so few teams, relatively few chances for them to get bout experience, and hence such a wide difference in skill level -- it's the exact same phenomenon we saw in the first couple of years of ULC/WFTDA derby, where Texas and Tucson pretty much pulverized all comers, and where everybody expected East region teams to get crushed by the West as a matter of course (which, frankly, was still ingrained with some fans until last month.)
NYSE for sure. Of course, there is still that OTHER undefeated powerhouse on the West Coast, Puget Sound. I know that bout is going to happen someday, and I hope it happens at Puget Sound, so I can watch it over the Intarweb tubes.
-Barely even speaking for myself...
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just saying...
The only real problem with the two exhibition matches that I've seen is that they were both soooo one sided. The NY shock exhange destroying Harm City Homicde, and HCH plastering Death Quads. I'm not even sure that anyone other than Justice scored in HCHs game against NYSE. ISTR that when the death quads came down they had a 7 player roster, and that HAS to be exhausting.
6 person roster! I know, I played! haha
xoxo
Girl Fawkes
Bother
Mens Derby is not so much barf to me but rather unnecessary and redundant when guys have the NHL, the NFL, the NBA, mens indoor and outdoor lacrosse, and baseball to participate in and give expression to raw athletic talent--mens derby does so, but on a lesser level than the other sports which for me, doesn't give it that heft.
We're playing a game we love. That's all. Whether it floats your boat or not is irrelevant.
They add a combination of sexuality, athleticism and aggression to Derby that makes it irresistable to not enjoy.
Are you sure that's what you meant to say?
Thank you
Bazooka Joe
Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Northampton, MA
http://www.pioneervalleyrollerderby.com
Play on if thou choose to do so
We're playing a game we love. That's all. Whether it floats your boat or not is irrelevant.
yes, ultimately it is irrelevant.
They add a combination of sexuality, athleticism and aggression to Derby that makes it irresistable to not enjoy.
Are you sure that's what you meant to say?
I certainly meant to celebrate the pleasure of watching Womens Roller Derby, at least as well as I could of feeling partially brain dead from work.
Thank you
Bazooka Joe
Pioneer Valley Roller Derby
Northampton, MA
http://www.pioneervalleyrollerderby.com
While I wholeheartedly
While I wholeheartedly support men's derby, I see what Cynical Guy is saying and agree with him (not on the irrelevancy of men's derby but on what women's derby means).
I thought y'all were nice!
I thought y'all were nice!
oh
The B.A.D. girls are nice.
I should of stated I was speaking on behalf of team douchebag, who are, well...
a bunch of douchebags.
Taxi Scab
disagree
...and Justice playing with himself is not barf?
( '_')= (,,,)
oh dear
This thread has taken a turn for the YIKES.
JFM
no balls in derby...
'cept for bearings...
oh the irony
'cept for bearings...
From a historic standpoint, the statements againt men's derby is pretty ironic.
Decades ago Charlie O'Connell, Derby's biggest star, privately argued that Derby should be men only as the presence of women was keeping it from being able to be taken more seriously by the sports world. Back then most of the 'antics' came from the women. Despite his powerful star status, though, the thought of taking women out never had much momentum. The athleticism and intenisty of many of the women (Weston, Clay, Laszlo, Cochu, Vallow, Dunn, etc) was more than enough to counter any argument that the women were not athletes. Plus the business was a success, so there was no reason to change it.
Now why there are still some who wish to keep this whole new wave a "ladies only" deal is beyond me.
Seriously as a Sport?
Wouldn't the fact that derby, at the time, was a work have precluded it from being "taken seriously" as a sport?
(Then again, I just read an anecdote about how the police were called on Wahoo McDaniel for attempting to visit Ric Flair in the hospital following a plane crash. They were rivals in pro wrestling at the time; so I suppose "serious" is relative.)
yes seriously
Wouldn't the fact that derby, at the time, was a work have precluded it from being "taken seriously" as a sport?
(Then again, I just read an anecdote about how the police were called on Wahoo McDaniel for attempting to visit Ric Flair in the hospital following a plane crash. They were rivals in pro wrestling at the time; so I suppose "serious" is relative.)
Derby, as opposed to his cousin griffth's roller games, prsented a much more serious looking product. As a wretling fan, think in terms of Japan's UWF back in the late 80s. The skaters often would present a straight game with other things thrown in. If you knew what you were looking for, for example you could see the difference between a playoff game in SF and an exhibition game in Connecticut. of course part of that was era as well. The Derby games in the 1950s and 1960s looked different than the ones that came in the late 70s and 80s. Derby was often reported in legitimate sports publications and news broadcasts but as more "blood and thunder" was brought in followed by the Roller games becoming the dominant image with its more WWE like aspect, well that put an end to that. In Roller Derby the Bombers, Chiefs, Pioneers, Jets, Panthers, Braves et al were all rivals in competition. In Roller games, the T-birds were heroes and everyone else was evil and that is an enormous difference in perception and reality. Charlie was right that many did not give Roller Derby attention because of the presence of women, but many more saw the women for what they were: pre-title IX inspirations who were on equal footing as the men and it was the promotors and economic realities that kept the game from being something different. Charlie was a superstar, but was something of a sexist.
As for hilarious wrestling stories back in the day lets not forget the time a fan jumped in the wrong with his gun to protect a "blind" Junkyard Dog from the fabulous Freebirds. Or the time Jim Cornette was jailed for speeding in a small town jail and heard the sheriff say, after locking him up, "Wish I could do more after what you did to the Rock N Roll express". Or the time the Memphis Police sought out Eddie Gilbert for attempted homicide after getting reports of him running Jerry Lawler over with his car. Ahhh memories.
I was sitting in the
I was sitting in the mezzanine seats at a mid-80's AWA wrestling match at the Brown County Arena, when i happened to look across the arena to the mezzanine seats opposite me. This middle-aged guy suddenly jumps up, starts waving his arms around frantically, and yells, quite audibly, "He's CHEATING!" The guy hurries out of his seat, pointing and gesturing, continuing to yell "HE'S CHEATING! HE'S CHEATING!" towards the ring. He runs down the stairs, still waving and hollering "HE'S CHEATING!", as if to draw attention to a hitherto undetected state of affairs. The guy runs all the way down the steps and into the concession area under the seats, reappearing on the floor a few seconds later, still screaming "HE'S CHEATING!!! HE'S CHEATING!!!" at the top of his lungs, while pointing at Mr. Saito ((whom, i believe, was partnered with Nick Bockwinkel at that point in his career)). He sprints thru the floor seating, still yelling "HE'S CHEATING!", pointing wildly. He runs through the folding chairs at ringside, jumps up on the ring apron, screams "HE'S CHEATING!!! HE'S CHEATING!!!" a few more times for good measure, and then starts attacking Mr. Saito. The guy promptly has the shit kicked out of him and is hauled away by the cops, still yelling about how Mr. Saito was cheating, and "why are you taking ME away? I'm not the cheater!" It was just amazing to watch the whole scenario unfold as the gay run all the way down to the ring from the nosebleed seats, yelling and screaming about Mr. Saito cheating; it took him several minutes to get from point A to point B, yelling all the while. It has always been difficult for me to imagine how this gentleman could have been taken so flamingly aback by the presence of cheating at a wrestling mtach, but, all the same, one can't help but admire his dedication to fair play.
And Here I Thought Only I Would Be The Only One
to get a UWF reference. This story has totally turned my day around, Norb. I owe you a beer if I'm ever in your neck of the woods.
The man in your story would have been a helluva derby ref.
As for the legitimacy of derby, it appears I need to crack open the pdf of "five strides on the banked track" that I spent a long time scanning, and zero time reading. Time to get crackin' and work that literacy, Murder.
Five strides should be...
Required reading. Not just the SI article but the whole book. And if you ever meet Frank Deford and get lucky enough to spend an hour with him about that period, its a wonderful experience, trust me.
Derby refs caught cheating. Roller Games refs were Ray Charles Specials. You had to commit Aggravated Assault to get a penalty with those guys.
Five Strides on the Banked Track - agreed!
http://www.amazon.com/Five-Strides-Banked-Track-Roller/dp/0316179205
As we say in the
As we say in the business....."That's some damn good heat, brother"
--> as the gay run Er,
--> as the gay run
Er, that's "as the GUY RAN." ((blush))
Here I was thinking...
--> as the gay run
Er, that's "as the GUY RAN." ((blush))
Here I was thinking that this was a Fire Island event, a la the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona.
-Barely even speaking for myself...
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