A couple of years ago, we reported several stories on the violent arrest of Assassination City's Muff Thumper. The case finally made it through court and, after hearing from many witnesses, the judge ruled that Muff was not guilty of assaulting the officer. So why'd he slam her on the ground hard enough to leave a big 'ol blood stain? "Officer Gordon has had 27 complaints filed against him in his 14-year career, most of which were ruled "unfounded" or "inconclusive." Of the inconclusive complaints, at least two involved allegations of excessive force."